even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
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I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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