Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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