dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
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Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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