id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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