And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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