love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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