There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
