It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
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its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
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She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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