nut hugger
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
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