I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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