in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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