We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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