drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
