I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
handjob tips. give me some.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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