i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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