Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
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I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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