All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
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I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
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I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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