Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
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I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
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how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
...
Exactly.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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