that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
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I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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