I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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