i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
