I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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