Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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