Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
The air was thick with penises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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