Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
it glows. i had to have it.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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