Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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