Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (816): View more from Missouri

  I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (816): I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else. http://tfl.nu/ftgf
  Replies (8) Good night (725) Bad night (1337)
• Favorite

  (831): View more from California

  'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (831): 'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason http://tfl.nu/vr72
  Replies (15) Good night (2228) Bad night (547)
• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing. http://tfl.nu/gyso
  Replies (21) Good night (6261) Bad night (812)
• Favorite

  (214): View more from Texas

  new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (214): new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5. http://tfl.nu/1dnu
  Replies (22) Good night (9511) Bad night (1201)
• Favorite

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (603): I forgot how few teeth there are in this state... http://tfl.nu/03va
  Replies (34) Good night (1153) Bad night (4638)
• Favorite

  (336): View more from North Carolina

  This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (336): This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level. http://tfl.nu/cqt6
  Replies (12) Good night (4223) Bad night (1291)
• Favorite

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (617): I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny. http://tfl.nu/fr7i
  Replies (10) Good night (1067) Bad night (2374)
• Favorite

  (765): View more from Indiana

  he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (765): he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it. http://tfl.nu/1dic
  Replies (9) Good night (3273) Bad night (1335)
• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud. http://tfl.nu/pb1f
  Replies (8) Good night (2509) Bad night (826)
• Favorite

  (702): View more from Nevada

  As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (702): As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar http://tfl.nu/w8o7
  Replies (10) Good night (2906) Bad night (680)
• Favorite

  (815): View more from Illinois

  I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (815): I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes. http://tfl.nu/i72f
  Replies (7) Good night (1932) Bad night (542)
• Favorite

  (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (780): Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel? http://tfl.nu/7lkz
  Replies (4) Good night (930) Bad night (389)
• Favorite

  (937): View more from Ohio

  I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (937): I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it. http://tfl.nu/13iq
  Replies (0) Good night (304) Bad night (388)
• Favorite

  (937): View more from Ohio

  Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (937): Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time. http://tfl.nu/olr8
  Replies (5) Good night (921) Bad night (254)
• Favorite

  (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (403): I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried http://tfl.nu/kvp1
  Replies (4) Good night (143) Bad night (333)

Randomize