Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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