I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
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You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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