Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
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But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Two words: nipple clamps
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