we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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