Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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