i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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