Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
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Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
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