she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
25 Men Talk About the First Time They Went Down On A Woman
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
23 Ex Fraternity Brothers & Sorority Sisters Confess Their Most Insane Stories
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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