Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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