The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this