i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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