I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
is it fun? or sober?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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