I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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