i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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