Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I CAN MOONWALK!
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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