butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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