I'm really into asian looking animals
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
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He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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