Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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