sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
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