Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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