I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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