Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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