Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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