8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
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So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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