I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
