508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
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We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
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Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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