dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
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He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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