Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Boobs speak an international language.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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