We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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