But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I smell like Dick and happiness
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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