we have pet lesbian snakes
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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