it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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