Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
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My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
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Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I would ride that face into the sunset
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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