Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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