rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
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Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
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Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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