you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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