A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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