cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
He is an equal opportunity slut.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
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STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
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judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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